diff --git a/scripts/doge.coffee b/scripts/doge.coffee
index 01853cb..b4c1888 100644
--- a/scripts/doge.coffee
+++ b/scripts/doge.coffee
@@ -16,6 +16,30 @@
 net = require 'net'
 
 module.exports = (robot) ->
+  match_all = (regex, str) ->
+    matches = []
+    str.replace regex, ->
+      arr = [].slice.call arguments, 0
+      extras = arr.splice -2
+      arr.index = extras[0]
+      arr.input = extras[1]
+      matches.push arr
+    matches
+
+  concat = (list) -> list.reduce (x, y) -> x.concat y
+
+  escape = (str) ->
+    str.replace(/\d|\?|#/g,    '') # not supported
+       .replace(     /\ /g, '%20') # spaces
+
+  doge_url = (text) ->
+    "http://dogr.io/#{escape text}.png?split=false"
+
+  shiba = (res, words) ->
+    word   = words.filter (x) -> x.length > 4
+    prefix = [ 'much', 'such', 'many', 'very']
+    (res.random prefix) + ' ' + (res.random words)
+
   run_command = (command, callback) ->
     client = net.connect robot.adapter.port, robot.adapter.host, ->
       client.write command+'\n'
@@ -26,17 +50,17 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
       client.end()
 
   get_history = (chat, size, callback) ->
-    regex = /^(?:\d+ )?\[(.+)\] (.+) [»«><]+ (.+)/
+    regex = /\[(.+)\] (.+) [>«»]+ ((?:(?!\n(\[|\d))[\s\S])+)/g
     parse_line = (x) ->
       date: x[1]
       peer: x[2].replace chat + ' ', ''
-      text: x[3].trim()
+      text: x[3].trim().replace '\n', ' '
     run_command "history #{chat} #{size}", (lines) ->
-      callback (parse_line i.match regex for i in lines)
+      callback ((match_all regex, lines.join '\n').map parse_line)
 
   robot.respond /doge(?: (\d+))?/, (res) ->
     n = res.match[1] || 10
     get_history res.message.room, n, (history) ->
-      words  = [].concat (message.text.split() for message in history)
-      sample = res.random words for _ in [0..5]
-      #do doge meme with sample
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+      words   = concat (message.text.split ' ' for message in history)
+      sample  = (res.random ['wow', shiba res, words] for _ in [0..8])
+      res.send (doge_url sample.join '/')
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