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+# Description:
+#   deep fry an image
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot deepfry/friggi[mi] <url>
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   "async": "^1.4.2",
+#   "hubot-matrix": "rnhmjoj/hubot-matrix",
+#   "needle": "^0.10.0",
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Author:
+#   Michele Guerini Rocco (rnhmjoj)
+
+ne    = require 'needle'
+async = require 'async'
+gm    = require 'gm'
+url   = require 'url'
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  # utilities
+  concat = (x) -> [].concat.apply([], x)
+  init   = (x) -> (f) -> f(null, x)
+  times  = (n, x) -> x for i in [1..n]
+  rand   = (min, max) -> Math.random() * (max - min) + min
+
+  # effects
+  compress = (image, callback) ->
+    gm(image)
+    .noProfile()
+    .quality(rand(25,40))
+    .colorize(rand(0,5),rand(0,5),rand(0,5))
+    .toBuffer callback
+
+  resize = (image, callback) ->
+    gm(image)
+    .resize(260000, '@>')
+    .resize('40%')
+    .resize('500%')
+    .toBuffer callback
+
+  colorize = (image, callback) ->
+    gm(image)
+    .modulate(rand(110,200), rand(100,110))
+    .toBuffer callback
+
+  deepFry = (res, image) ->
+    script = concat [
+      init(image),
+      resize,
+      times(40, compress),
+      colorize
+    ]
+
+    async.waterfall script, (err, image) ->
+      if err?
+        robot.logger.warning "frying failed:\n#{err}"
+        return res.send 'scusa, si è rotta la friggitrice.'
+
+      # send image
+      robot.logger.info 'image fried successfully'
+      robot.adapter.sendImage
+        room: res.message.room
+        , image, 'fried.jpeg', ->
+        res.reply res.random [ 'meme fritto per te.', 'eccoti servito.']
+
+
+  robot.respond /(?:deepfry|friggi(?:mi)?) (questo|.+)/i, (res) ->
+    if not url.parse(res.match[1]).hostname
+      return res.send res.random [ 'non si usa così.', 'è un url questo?', 'cosa?' ]
+    imageURL = res.match[1]
+
+    # supported image mime types
+    accepted = ['image/jpeg', 'image/png', 'image/tiff']
+
+    # fetch headers
+    ne.head imageURL, follow_max: 5, (err, re) ->
+      if err?
+        robot.logger.warning "headers download failed:\n#{err}"
+        return res.send 'non riesco ad aprire il link.'
+
+      mimetype = re.headers['content-type'].split(';')[0]
+      if not (mimetype in accepted)
+        robot.logger.info 'url is not an image'
+        return res.send "non è un'immagine questo!"
+
+      # download and process
+      robot.logger.info 'downloading image...'
+      ne.get imageURL, follow_max: 5, (err, re, body) ->
+        robot.logger.info 'image downloaded'
+        deepFry res, body